Whenever I watch TPIR, I always wish more ladies would remember to wear their jumping-up-and-down bras.

It's diversity! You never see attractive fat women paired with sketchoid bodybuilders doing Khal Drogo/Travis Bickle mashup cosplay.

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

Even after male actors do horrible horrible things like:

Wait. Just...wait. "Monica" Warhol?