Oh America, you know the place where the church and state are supposed to be seperated? Nice lady, can you imagine if someone was on Hardball talking about how John McCain is unfit to be president because he once identified himself as 'Christian' at a school?

@mollybee: Winnipesaukee is lovely this time of year! You should visit! My cousins have a ridiculous house up there, I highly recommend it! :)

The only thing worse than Tom Cruise, is a sweaty Tom Cruise. He doesn't need any help in the skeeze department.

I would only be happier if Ryan and I were back together!

I'd like him to grab me for the road!

That first picture reminds me of an old horror movie I saw once that invloved zombies on an island dressed in swimsuits and goggles, the only way to defeat them was to rip their goggles off- it was obviously an awesome movie. And I really love that red sparkly dress.

Is it just me or does he now come off as the biggest phony 'sensitive' guy ever? He doesn't want a real relationship he wants to look like the guy who wants a relationship, I bet he really just wants to bang 18 year olds back stage. He's slimy under that hoodie I just know it!

@Merkin: hahaha I think that is a very good idea. We should trading cards with stats like baseball players

Ingrid's reaction is chock-full of maturity and self-awareness. It's funny that this guy feels like no one understands or gets his "original" choices in life, when it is obvious to everyone that he is immature, selfish, self-righteous and slightly delusional. Everyone has got spots they don't face with honesty in…

I have a serious serious weakness for red shiny shoes! This picture makes me want to stop at the mall on my way home and find yet another pair, but this time with sparkles!

Am I going crazy? I think she looks adorable, I think I am going crazy, don't let me join the Church of Scientology!

I thought she was wearing weird gold hoop earrings until I realized it was just the UPS sign behind her.

First Christian Bale and now my girl crush, thanks for a good hump day Jezebel :)

He can't decide if he should get me the vacation weekend in Paris for our anniversary, or that yacht I've had my eye on...

The argument that seeing someone have an o.k. time with something tough in a movie or on television makes me kind of crazy. I followed fashion trends I saw in teen magazines, and I loved Mtv and watched videos that influenced my musical tastes, but I clearly understood that there was a line between the details and the…

Those smug creepy smiles make me kind of ragey.

Well at least she is wearing pants right? It could have been a lot worse!

@andonthatnote: I too am a librarian and will turn my circ desk into a discotech in solidarity

@TexasCrude: Yes, I can't wait for the fall semester to start! :) I am sure I can't convince anyone now that I was just talking about free laundry!

@hellodarling!: I'm with you. I had a smarmy dude hit on my in the laundry mat by saying "Well, you know, when you live alone, you gotta do laundry..." and I responded "Well, even when you don't live alone you still have to wash your clothes." And then walked as far away as I could, but I would have let him throw some…