We don’t need domestic terrorism laws. She is a racketeer, an insurrectionist and a traitor. Use the laws on the books and she will spend the rest of her misspent life in a federal prison.

How badly do you have to want to be First Lady to sleep with that blobfish?

I see Mayor Lightfoot and the people of Chicago as the victims of an extortion racket that wears police badges. Law enforcement is completely out of control in the United States.

I also heard she’s ugly. But don’t let Ted Cruz know I said that. I don’t want him trying to be my new best friend.

I think that most that vote for him don’t like him. A corpse with an R next to it could win in Texas, and would probably outperform Cruz.

At this point, I am tired. Just come out and say it. You want white people to have _____ and you want ______ to suffer, struggle, and be subjugated to white people.

They made their terrible bed, let them lie in it.

Aside from the pack of absolute assholes who keep voting for him, you mean? 

“Ted Cruz’s Neighbors Must Really Hate Him?”

If there’s any job that I’d like to see an illegal alien actually steal from an American, it’d be hers.

Come on, Ted needs to be resurrected.

When I told y’all that local policing is recession-proof ya didn’t believe me. From the top down, all the cops are getting over like fat rats probably tripling their salaries with fictionalized overtime. Watch your neighborhood for who gets basement remodels, new cabins, boats and RVs while everyone else loses their…

Dad the whole purpose of the trip was to get away from you. 

I feel like Ted Cruz’s super power is that he’s incapable of feeling shame or embarrassment. I remember how he refused to endorse Trump at the RNC. He stood on that stage looking all smug and smarmy then a few months later he was making GOTV calls for Trump. Trump insulted his wife and father but still Ted fell in…

Trump spoke so disrespectfully about your wife that he should have been chin checked, political correctness be damned. You did the opposite and cowered in fear like a true coward, only to resurface as one of Trump’s many ass pimples for the entirety of his reign.

Thoughts & prayers from his college roomate:

I’ve been on the little Miss Cruz’s team since this:

I mean, this seems pretty easy to dismiss, right? First of all, if your kids want to take a trip that you’re not gonna participate in, you escort them to the airport - you don’t actually fly with them to their final destination.

You want to do some good Kemp? Resign with your bitchass and let the world know what we’ve already known. You cheated to win your election only to get verbally dog-walked by the president you hoped would get another 4 years.