ahhh, damnit. i should've listened. evaporation has happened. -_-

wow, that's awesome! what a cool opportunity that must've been. seriously, why can't all christians, no, all religions(!) embrace tolerance like that? what a better place this world would be ;/ (coming from a non-religious person, here.)

hahahahhhhh, never stop.

zooeyyyy, how do you always ~perfectly~ pull of the items i dream about having an occasion to wear? gold sparkle shoes. end of story.

i'm with you, here. most of my friends are male, but in my group i am respected as an equal. they know i can hold my own—if we're going hiking up a mountain, i'm the always at the front of the line (i'm a skilled climber!). if we're playing marvel vs capcom 2, i'm holding my own (i'm an average fighter!). if i'm…

i'm gonna have to write this one off as sorta-funny-but-could've-been-done-better-and-less-insultingly. i mean, the whole joke is that basically ALL diet sodas are marketed towards women—it's women who feel the pressure from celebrities, fashion, magazines, tv, and every other form of media to be thin and fit moreso…

yes, this! it was that exact move in pilates that did it for me as well, though once the 'damn good' feeling has begun i /slow down/ and hold my legs extended. but y'know, different strokes. my husband is just glad i'm working out, heh.

@Gumbina80: it's laughing! the eyes are scrunched together in a hysterical sort of expression, see?

@LadyFabulous: lmao

perhaps jezebel should put mild monthly hormonal warnings on these things. i wasn't expecting to be quite so...empathetic...with these women's romantic endeavors.

@ValSilph: they look like slingbacks; it's probably just the angle, and her heel slipping around a bit. ;3

i normally don't have any strong feelings for ms. alba either way, but this outfit really tugs at my heartstrings. i WANT it. and the neutral shoes— she looks so lovely.

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I KNOW, i'm ready to weep in frustration that it can't be me.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: and i agree with all of the above (or below? not sure how they stack) replies.

does it bother anyone else that the girl BEHIND her is wearing her purse UNDER her jacket?

i have a friend who's asexual. he hasn't proclaimed it, i just know. he's pretty normal, except for the fact that he doesn't "get" sex.

i hate you and your long legs. hmph. who needs them?

ugh, you know what i hate? they don't give any tips about how to keep your towels from getting linty in the dryer. i DREAD drying off with a freshly-washed towel, because i know i'm going to be covered in microscopic lint balls.

"First of all, I'm excited for the big day, so please don't feel sorry for me because marriage sucks for you. No, I'm not nervous, I don't want any marriage advice, and yes Christy's mom is still hot."

@franceshasbeen: i'm laughing so hard right now that my roommates (normally unreachable by normal human voice volume standards due to being glued to their high-end gaming laptop screens) are giving me weird looks and asking me to explain.