Thumb? I just looked at a plant in the corner of my living room. It's dead now.

Castle Grayskull’s Christmas decor is probably less weird than the White House.

How did you find a picture of all of my plants???

Thanks! I got the Librettis confused with the Cliffords.

I 100% agree that there is nothing easy about ICWA.

I’m sorry about your dad’s condition. Family friends are going through it, and it’s really hard for them to watch their brilliant patriarch get confused by things like buttoning a shirt. He can’t go on vacation anymore, which was his favorite thing about retirement. The changes are too much.

My old navy jeans last years, too! Plus, when your fat jeans size becomes your regular jeans size, you can buy three pairs for like $50. 

I’m sorry. That sounds awful. Here’s a thing to make you laugh:

It makes me sad every time I remember it. 

I’m not going to argue the mission construction anymore. It clearly hit me as gross last night, even though I do love breaking down grammatical construction. If I had glasses, I’d push them up on my nose.

I was far too pedantic. It’s obviously not a sentence deconstruction for the people who have their babies ripped from their arms as well as those babies. It’s not a sentence deconstruction for Samuel, who fought his way back to care for his critically ill wife.

That’s not their mission. It’s how they execute it. Their mission is focused on national security and public safety.

Lawyer Jezzies! How is promoting books not a violation of the Hatch Act?

Never tell anyone to count on ANYTHING except total abstinence. Body fat, concentration and delivery systems, etc. will all impact how long the metabolites are there. One use could absolutely be in your system for a week. A couple days in a row or even staggered will make it longer. Habitual use over weeks, months, or…

Someone should do an analysis of how much time Santorum spends denying climate change in relation to his salary. Does he make $1k per denial?

Once in a while, you just get a big cow. 

This was from April 2018, but it’s a state by state list of Sinclair stations. If your station is on it, they ran it.

If you’re pregnant and have ANY choice in the matter, demand to go to a non-Catholic affiliated hospital for the birth and for any pain or complications throughout the pregnancy. The principle of double effect is in play. They will not approve terminations if terminating the pregnancy is the goal. They regularly…

You are brilliant. And thank you for your work.

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