The internet was a mistake.

Exactly! Now you’re getting it!

Show us the literal quote.

It’s sad that Jalopnik’s coverage of F1 has trickled to almost nothing in the last few years. But it’s tragic that whenever we do get F1 coverage, it’s from this author. Who must hate F1. Or find it elitist. Or god only knows what. But every article Bradley writes about F1 is full of needless snark and poorly informed…

C1 Corvette. Not MK1. It’s not a fucking VW

Remember when they hired a bunch of writers who were blatantly anti-car and kept writting fucking articles about it ona car blog 

No he didn't Bradley, you intolerable bitch.

Remember when Jalopnik had quality articles and was one of the best auto related sites in the world? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

That’s not at all what he said you muppet

a high chance that thunderstorms will pass over the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Tuesday

If they were anything like these renders.....I wouldve been ok with it, theyre outrageous and weird, much like Me. :-P

Are we coming up with arbitrary reasons to create a divide amongst people now? Seriously?

If you have strong opinions on this either way you need to take a step back & look at the world around us, now ask yourself - is it worth it to die on this hill of all hills?

Now on to the topic - both have a time and a place - if…

Besides the thing about putting phones down what did they say? All I see are people saying they prefaced their comments with “I don’t mean to be sexist...” but we don’t know what the comments were. I’m sure they weren’t good but I’m not wading through Twitter to find out. Did I miss something in the article or am I…

Your new daily shtick of kbb quotes is tedious & unimaginative as hell.

Man, that headline could be better.  Takes knowing that Newey isn’t the CEO to recognize that the allegations aren’t against Newey.  Headline seems clearly focused on clicks rather than being clear.  Why the fuck isn’t the more simple, “Adrian Newey to Leave Red Bull Racing in 2025" adequate? 

It turns out that Dietrich Mateschitz was the glue that held that team together. I’m not sure anyone quite recognized how true that was until he died, but team management since then has been a behind-the-scenes disaster of people trying to claim the power/authority Mateschitz had. It’s no surprise the team is falling…

The golden retriever named Messi

Oof, imagine being such a Power Queen you come after the NSX.
How many payments left on the Dodge Challenger you wrecked leaving a Cars and Coffee?

I’m struggling at how to classify this article as associated with Jalopnik’s “Obsessed With The Culture Of Cars” mission. Is that why “drive” is in the headline and article 8 times?

Do people who write for Jalopnik actually like cars?