Let's take time-out from this triple play to talk about Farmer Dan's Pure Pork Sausages, mmm-hmm!

You're just jealous of my gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaane

Great Job, AV Club!

(I was being facetious. Don't tell anyone; sarcasm isn't popular around here.)

Seriously, what the fuck happened to the Q&A questions? Lately they've all been garbage.

Second Paul F Tompkins.

I'd never be mad if all I heard was Snoop Dogg

I'd split the difference and say "I wanna get with you/And your sister/I think her name's Debra" is a solid, Grade-A, no backsies joke.

Oh wow, thanks for bringing this to my attention. I'd assumed he was permanently stuck in sadsack mode but he's clearly still got a lot of fun to give.

That was the best 40-minute washboard solo I've ever heard.

I love Beck, but apart from the final verse, this feels phoned-in. Midnite Vultures has always been my favourite album of his so I was hoping for some more of that Princesque wildness, but this just felt slightly tepid.

While The Big Lebowski has a fantastic soundtrack, I always thought it was a shame that there isn't any Zevon on it. I could see Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner going nicely with a low-key driving scene.

I can't believe how long they kept that gag running. I thought it was mildly funny at first, and it just got better every time Vincent popped up.

Oh, my, no, I don't care for cake, too sweet.

TMNT introduced me to pizza, although it's never as delicious as they made it look

I heard on the King Biscuit Flower Hour that this episode just turned 20.

I love the fact that it's classified as both a graphic novel and non-fiction at my library. Such a good book.

She was also good in Waiting…, which people tend to dump on even though it's just goofy fun.

It is so much easier to clean when you'e listening to James Brown. The amount of times I used to get sprung by a customer singing into the end of the vacuum at my video store job.

Even if it's about drugs, that's Weird Al.
Full of swearwords? Totally Weird Al.