See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

What about this dumb girl who says it's okay to give a shirt "to your guy friends," and then assumes that the GUY in the picture is obviously not a "guy friend" because OMG is that guy black or what?!?

May I just say that, as a current 18-22 year old, I find this fairly irritating? We're college age, not highschool. This is the age where outgrowing cliquishness and social position obsession is an expectation. You do not gain maturity or a sense of priorities by having someone dictate your looks and interactions and…

One time, I had an experience different than this with my Greek life, so you should really stop being mean and picking on Greek life.

I also am a sorority alum. My sorority did none of the above (and was actually (substantially - $3000+/year) cheaper than living in the dorms and comparable in cost to living off-campus near the school) but I don't need to get defensive or defend all of Greek life because the bad ones are being called out. They should …

Most sorority girls found the first United Way on their campus? That sounds confusing.

They actually do get into a lot of trouble when these posts go viral, and can result in them being put into probation, all the way to being removed from their campus.

"YOU DONT CARE BUT SOMEONE ELSE DOES SO YOU NEED TO STOP CAUSE SOMEONE ELSE CARES ABOUT A THING #SPANX"

Am I against all sororities, of course not. I know a lot of really great woman, who are smart, driven and did good work through their chosen Greek organization while in school. That having been said....do I feel bad that shallow, abusive, fat-shaming, and vapid sororities are being called out on their ridiculous…

youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.

I don't think anyone hates women who like to succeed! But perhaps some of us are less than kindly disposed towards people who don't use proper spelling and capitalization.

Guys who feel a need to "impress" are already doing everything wrong. What you see over and over in these stories is a complete inability to read any kind of social cues and a total refusal to communicate with women as human beings. What about seeing if a woman seems to be interested in spending time with you or is…

This. If a guy is very nice, non-threatening and polite, he can get away with things that the average guy cannot. If a guy has social, hygiene, personality or other issues, he will seem like a creeper almost no matter what he does. It's 95% the person himself.

Wow. You might want to go see a therapist.

Yup. Women rarely have a desire to rip anyone's heart out (unless Stacy wears the exact same dress to this wedding, THAT BITCH), but speaking as a guy, way too many of us are way too weird, gross or genuinely unsettling/off-putting in some way.

Can you time travel to my sophomore year of HS and let me know this? Thx

For the record, you should never do stuff like this for someone you aren't currently dating. So: not for crushes, not for exes you're trying to win back, and not for people you've just started dating either.

Otherwise it just sorta screams "I'm creepily obsessed with you and have no sense of personal boundaries."

Thee othur commin theem is that all thees guys are/were cumpleet doofusses.

Alternate Take:

Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.