There's probably jazz musicians who live in squats and play bars for $100 a night. How does being a barely-successful musician in itself make you punk?

There's probably jazz musicians who live in squats and play bars for $100 a night. How does being a barely-successful musician in itself make you punk?

Xylophone: well, Bright Eyes did Ode to Joy pretty much as described.

Xylophone: well, Bright Eyes did Ode to Joy pretty much as described.

Or read the book because it's a great book. Either way, you'll have fun…

Or read the book because it's a great book. Either way, you'll have fun…

They already did an episode where they took over a 'real kitchen', so kinda seems like they're running short on ideas.

They already did an episode where they took over a 'real kitchen', so kinda seems like they're running short on ideas.

Made a mousse _and then served it on a plate_, so it looked exactly like a cowpat. I mean, you can't aerate a mousse properly in an hour anyway; why make it painfully obvious by not even putting it in a bowl? Sigh.

Made a mousse _and then served it on a plate_, so it looked exactly like a cowpat. I mean, you can't aerate a mousse properly in an hour anyway; why make it painfully obvious by not even putting it in a bowl? Sigh.

He did say it quite a lot before getting eliminated. I can only imagine that those of you wondering where it came from had more success in purging him from your memories entirely than I did. Lucky, lucky bastards.

He did say it quite a lot before getting eliminated. I can only imagine that those of you wondering where it came from had more success in purging him from your memories entirely than I did. Lucky, lucky bastards.

You didn't need to see Monday to know Josh would be safe. I mean, his dish clearly just wasn't as bad as Felix's and David's. Theirs got universally panned for just about everything; for Josh's, all the judges said it didn't _look_ good, but as far as taste went, only Joe actually criticised it, and he only criticised…

You didn't need to see Monday to know Josh would be safe. I mean, his dish clearly just wasn't as bad as Felix's and David's. Theirs got universally panned for just about everything; for Josh's, all the judges said it didn't _look_ good, but as far as taste went, only Joe actually criticised it, and he only criticised…

Well it's not really that simple, because Cyrus isn't even a hip-hop dancer. He dances his own style and that's really it. I recall we got to see him doing hip-hop in Vegas week and he was nowhere near the level of a good amateur hip-hop dancer, never mind a pro.

Well it's not really that simple, because Cyrus isn't even a hip-hop dancer. He dances his own style and that's really it. I recall we got to see him doing hip-hop in Vegas week and he was nowhere near the level of a good amateur hip-hop dancer, never mind a pro.

I think you might be thinking of when Adam fake-kissed Nigel: cue immediate cut to Cat, who impeccably ad-libs 'Make sure you pick up the phone and vote…for that to never happen again'. She's unflappable.

I think you might be thinking of when Adam fake-kissed Nigel: cue immediate cut to Cat, who impeccably ad-libs 'Make sure you pick up the phone and vote…for that to never happen again'. She's unflappable.

Yeah. I missed the intro to both the 'hip hop' numbers and was sure they were *both* Broadway.

Yeah. I missed the intro to both the 'hip hop' numbers and was sure they were *both* Broadway.