Let's just be glad there isn't Jeff Smith's Boners. Yet. Though it probably does exist in some form somewhere online due to Rule 34 and all.

Let's just be glad there isn't Jeff Smith's Boners. Yet. Though it probably does exist in some form somewhere online due to Rule 34 and all.

I loved the Lord of the Rings movies myself, but I also wish he got to do The Hobbit because I'm pretty sure he wouldn't go in for this 48fps bullshit they're pulling (I think it was his resistance to that and to 3D that got him off the project in the first place).

I loved the Lord of the Rings movies myself, but I also wish he got to do The Hobbit because I'm pretty sure he wouldn't go in for this 48fps bullshit they're pulling (I think it was his resistance to that and to 3D that got him off the project in the first place).

I saw the real trailer at NYCC. It looks awesome, and it's not found footage.

I saw the real trailer at NYCC. It looks awesome, and it's not found footage.

I loved Frankenweenie myself. Probably the most consistently enjoyable of this year's animated films, with the possible exception of Arrietty and I don't know if that one's eligible (I know it isn't for the Oscars). Wreck-It Ralph, Brave, Pirates, and Paranorman were all very good but each had their own flaws weighing…

I loved Frankenweenie myself. Probably the most consistently enjoyable of this year's animated films, with the possible exception of Arrietty and I don't know if that one's eligible (I know it isn't for the Oscars). Wreck-It Ralph, Brave, Pirates, and Paranorman were all very good but each had their own flaws weighing…

Mark Twain's The Mysterious Stranger is a good one.

Mark Twain's The Mysterious Stranger is a good one.

Christopher Reeve and Everyone's Hero.

I'd wait until Django comes along before declaring a winner for the Best Supporting Actor race (both DiCaprio and Jackson have great early buzz), but of who we've seen now, Jones gets it in a heartbeat.

I'd wait until Django comes along before declaring a winner for the Best Supporting Actor race (both DiCaprio and Jackson have great early buzz), but of who we've seen now, Jones gets it in a heartbeat.

That was one of the things that was disappointing about Wreck-It Ralph, wasn't it? If you name a place the fungeon, I expect it to be a lot funnier than just a plain old dungeon with a few paintings on the wall.

That was one of the things that was disappointing about Wreck-It Ralph, wasn't it? If you name a place the fungeon, I expect it to be a lot funnier than just a plain old dungeon with a few paintings on the wall.

No Cape Feare?

No Cape Feare?

Met him at Comic Con. Other than possibly Guillermo Del Toro (who was only there for part of a panel and this it's hard to say I really "met" him), easily the nicest funniest guy I met there.

Met him at Comic Con. Other than possibly Guillermo Del Toro (who was only there for part of a panel and this it's hard to say I really "met" him), easily the nicest funniest guy I met there.

You probably didn't see The Golden Compass either (or read the books, which are seriously my favorites; the movie's a collection of good scenes botched by awful studio editing). If they were able to get the sequels made, we'd get to see cold-blooded child murder (since they said they were pushing that scene from the…