He's damn lucky he didn't crush his larynx on the edge of that folding table.

"How many people have you watched die?

Sure you would. NOT. Quit strutting around with your uber plumper chest puffed out trying to be the INTERNET TOUGH GUY. No one buys it.

Fake.

I pray this drunk shitbag gets run over by whoever owns that Jeep.

Right.

Prove it. You barf and fart out the claim that MOST PEOPLE LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK. there are over eight billion people in the world right now. Most of them means according to you seven billion of them live paycheck to paycheck.

NIGGER

'Cause kickers are FAGGOTS.

The only person losing their mind is you, Burke. According to you and your frothing at the mouth and shitting your pants level rage the officials for this game MUST be immediately fired and flayed alive.

Fame ruined her ability to make good career choices.

In other words you are a shitbag. Understood.

Because it's wasting an astonishing amount of water. And no, BECAUSE ITS HTE KEWL is not fucking excuse you shitbag scumlord.

I'd fuck the blonde chick in that pic, but not the chick in the Letterman jacket, she's obviously had the football team run a dirty butthole to mouth train on her.

I hope the fucking thing gets stuck in there and dies in agonizing slow pain.

Shut the fuck up you ignorant bleating shitbag. The phone is the key component of the entire goddamn movie.

Since when did cultural appropriation become some hideous atrocity? They aren't making fun of chinks or NIGGERS or GOOKS or whatever.

WAH DIDN'T DIS KYLIE CHICK LICK ALL HER TWAT JUICES OFF DA VIBRATOR AFTER SHE USED IT?

Boo fucking hoo.

What female celebrity would you like to take a shit on your face?