Speed limit signs are the same size on residential streets, city streets and the highway you shithead dolt.

Nobody is expecting this change to bring Southwest down,

If MMA is run by dumb awful people and puts out an increasingly shitty product, which is saying something since the product was shit to begin with, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GIVING THEM FREE PUBLICITY? And spare me the whole, "Well we are under obligation as journalists to—" GO FUCK YOURSELF. Deadspin and Gawker…

Springsteen made his acting debut in High Fidelity, you willfully ignorant stupid cunt.

Christ. I hate this shit, because it bleeds out and I guarantee you it's gonna lead to some drunken shitbag sucker punching a reporter doing a live spot and because Deadspin is full of twats, they'll barf out a piece about it and how HUUUURRRR DURRRRR SO HTE FUNNIEZZZZZZZ!!!!!

It isn't better athletes, it's shitty tackling.

Wow, you aren't the LEAST bit self absorbed, no siree. You are NOT AWESOME. You are horrible and everything you write is shit.

How about not being a fucktard moron and don't take nude pics of yourself? Seriously, why the fuck is that so hard? Why are all you chicks so goddamn stupid and gullible that you give in when a guy keeps pestering you to take some pics of your stinking cunt for him and you actually believe him when he says's he'll…

Wendy Whitebread Undercover Slut.

I was born in lived in Germany back when there was a 'good' Germany and a 'bad' Germany. We lived near the French border so on weekends we'd often go to French for picnics and gettin' drunk on SIPP an DRANK!!! Anyway one summer afternoon when I was 3 we had a picnic and I was eating a popsicle. Now when you're 3…

How many of you like butthole to mouth?

Marino looks like Adam Sandler in that bank commercial.

WAAAAAAAH!!!! SOMEONE IS MAKING JOKES ABOUT FAT PEOPLE AND IT IS SO UNFAIR AND CRUEL AND BODYIEST BECAUSE I AM A STINKING UBER PLUMPER FATTY AND THEREFORE NO JOKES ABOUT FAT PEOPLE ARE EVER ALLOWED EVER AGAIN!!!!!

You want Google and Apple to collect data on how you drive? Seriously? And you don't think they won't share that with insurance companies or law enforcement? And before you start shrieking and farting and bleating, "NU UN THEY CAN'T DO NUFFIN WIK DAT WIF MAH VROOM VROOM MACHINE!!!!" shut the fuck up. They've been…

So you are seriously going to claim that Jordan hasn't earned the right to have a huge ego?

DAYUM LOOGIT DEM BIG NATURAL NIGGER!!! TITTAY FUCKIN' SIZED TITTAYS BOUNCE!!!!!!!!

So I'm supposed to wear long pants when I go swimming in the pool or in the lake or in the river or in the ocean?

Eh, I was fuck friends with two black sisters who had bigger T-I-T-T-A-S than Upton and they sure loved to tit fuck. They also liked eating each other out.

awww wook it's someone who has never actually watched the show they are whining and blubbing about. Rivers doesn't criticize the people, she criticizes the CLOTHES they wear you lying stinking cunt. HUGE difference.

Give me a fucking break. If you're a chick you have a dildo or a vibrator you can ram up your twat if you're a dude you can FAP FAP FAP!!!!!!