Beetle. CLOSE THE THREAD AND ANNOINT ME CHAMPION!!!!!

WAT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom died in 2002.

"Survivors."

And the proof that the CHINEE weren't provoked is what, precisely? Because the US DOD says so? FUCK THAT.

So you like to get fucked in your stinking butthole and then lick your own stinking shit off the cock. Whatever.

How many Deadspin Commentors are NIGGERS!!!!!? How many Deadpin Commentors are JOOS!!!?

Awww wook it's someone whose only exposure to sports is the highlight package on ESPN.

Is it REALLY that much fun strutting around various message boards and calling up sports talk radio shows and farting and bleating and shitting out your willfully ignorant lies? Does it give you a BONER? Does it make your DONG tingle?

EVERY SINGLE U2 and Blackbird overflight just to start. Nice try. Thanks for playing.

Because you have nothing to stand on.

FUCK the unwritten rules. You try to obliterate the opponent in every goddamn game.

So it's okay when the US does it to Russia or the CHINEE, but if they do it to us we throw a hissy fit and act like 8 year old brats throwing a temper tantrum? FUCK THAT.

Yeah yeah yeah we get it you loathe NIGGERS and you love to beat and rape women. HOORAY FOR YOU!!!!!

"Shorten the preseason."

So everyone is forgetting that Riley Cooper loathes NIGGERS!!!!!

You should read about the behind the scenes on Walsh's books. He fucked his co-authors offer and bilked them out of millions in royalties. Walsh was filth.

What exactly is so terrible about this? Why do you care if people give this dude money? It can't possibly affect you in ANY way except for writing this utter LAME FAIL whiny pussy crybaby bitch piece about it.

ME CHINEE.

Drew, I'm curious as to why you ripe on Fieri since we both know you'd love all the restaurants he visits on Diners Drive Ins and Dives.