I dissected a worm, a giant grasshopper, a starfish, the customary frog, and a motherfucking RAT. Some of these were in biology, some of them zoology, but with the same teacher and the same school. Some lucky class also got to dissect CATS because we did see boxes of dead cats just sitting in the classroom one day.…

For a beautiful two seconds, I misread the headline as “too sweet” to play James Bond and I was like, “Oh yeah, probably. He looks really sweet, I bet it would be hard for him to be as misogynistic as Bond.”

Favorite salad: Lettuce(obvs), sauteed (with cooking spray) onions and peppers (or other random vegetables I have in the crisper), avocado, cheese, tomato, some sort of protein (beans, veggie burger, “chik’n” (I’m vegetarian, whatevs)), topped with those crunchy tortilla strips one finds next to the croutons that are…

This was such a lame, awful joke tho. I feel like a bit of a hypocrite, because I’m always the one laughing at the “bulimia” card (and other ED-related cards) when I play Cards Against Humanity. (My favorite shall always be “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s bulimia.”) But I found his joke to be rather off-color.…

Wow I didn’t know what Intersectionality was until I took gender studies in college. This is 1000x more coherent and eloquent than I would ever imagine a 13 year-old’s writing to be, including mine. When I was 13 I struggled to write a book report on a book I just fucking read (or pretended to read). IS it the…

I haven’t finished my coffee yet so my poor brain could NOT think this through. I specifically clicked on the story because I needed to know if wild sheep were all giant balls of fluff. Hey, it’s hard for a wolf to bite you through all that shit. As soon as I saw the first comment, I facepalmed. Oh Sam, you’re so…

I’ve often fantasized about writing down every “chore” or household task I do every day to demonstrate how much I do, but I know it’s a passive aggressive move and will only result in a fight. It’s not that I want SO to suddenly start doing half of all the stuff I do every day*, I just want VALIDATION. Like, “Wow, you…