And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Yes and afterwards, they play that parlor game, “Everyone who’s been elected President, take a step forward”. Not so fast, Jeb!

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

The number of times I’ve forgotten I had drugs on me and got through security easily and didnt remember until I was off the plane is somewhere between 5 and 10.

Even on my best days, I’m still like 1/1oth of the human being that she is. We don’t deserve her.

Evening. Do you have plans for tomorrow? If not then me and another jezebellian are meeting at 7 at the omnicenter! I hope youbcan make it.

One of the more shocking realizations in my life is that I am probably as uncomfortable using a non-gender-specific restroom as my great-grandparents were at using a non-race-specific restroom. (Note: I am not saying that race and sexuality are the same or that their civil rights movements are completely parallel).

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

These guys are at work & could probably use the money, so as long as you make it worth their while, why not? 50% tip seems about right. Minimum $10, not matter what.

Agreed. What really bothers me is that especially in the US, most people are repulsed by animal cruelty and they wouldn’t even be able to bring themselves to slaughter an animal humanely if they had to do it firsthand, but “hahaha meat is delicious tho.” The flippancy is pretty disturbing if you have the guts to…

I think it’s a combination of factors. First, civics used to be widely taught in 60's and 70's, either in history or as a separate course. That isn’t the case as much anymore. If the information isn’t learned as a kid, it’s less likely that a person will pick it up later in life. Anecdotally, I know that taking AP…

She’s fine. After Iowa and NH - NH closer to Bernie’s home base - she’ll win more than a few after that. By Super Tuesday, it looks like this thing is going to be over.

I would watch an investigative show staring you two

Hit the wrong reply, meant to reply to benjaminallover. Fuck it, it’s here now. Apologies to everyone for degreying someone who “can live with” a fascist scumbag.

Please, go “live with them” somewhere far, far away and leave my country to the grownups.

Ok, but I really want to go to forever 21 so maybe just this once? We can go together.

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or congrats on a burn. Either way, as one who still hopes Clinton gets the nomination, it’s a bummer.

You’re wrong to assume that there is a significant overlap between “Anthropologie shoppers” and “hardware store shoppers”.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.