Never understood fans obsessions with the idea of their favorite teams players being friends. These dudes make millions, they don’t gotta like, respect, hell barely gotta look at each other.

I would say this is troublesome for PSG if it were not for the fact that Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale has won 3 Champions League titles by not celebrating goals with each other.

It’s the interlocking puzzle that is the world maps mixed with the difficulty - there is a massive amount of achievement derived from slowly peeling back a game that initially feels impossible until you feel like a fucking god. It’s for the same reason people hoot and holler over Demon’s Souls, which is essentially 3D…

Wait, if the roads are destroyed, what good are the truckers? It seems like they would need to fix the routes before shipping the goods, or alternatively ship them in vehicles like LMTVs that don’t necessarily need roads.

I think it would also have been fun if the keeper had emphatically rejected the shot, though.

You had to know it was coming, so:

Am 29. Still makes me laugh.

Ruptured testicles is about the worst thing that could happen to any man, let alone a 13 year old boy who can barely get through the word “testicles” without laughing.

Oh my god that guy on the left. He looks dead inside. Like this woman took the very last of his ability to give a fuck about anything.

Relieved to be a Spurs fan? Let me introduce you to...

At the very least you are getting audited this year.

I don’t know what you could realistically do. I don’t have flares in my car, just a flashlight. I wouldn’t attempt to cross an LA freeway on foot. This is a total failure of the police to mark the crash with a squad car and/or flares, assuming 911 was contacted and they were alerted to that first crash in a timely…

28 micro sd cards.

Seems like the root is becoming more and more anti black male. Very sad. It sucks they are joining the other Gawkmondo properties in creating a white friendly version of progressiveness that’s easy to gluten-sensitive white digestive tracks because we can still hate black men and be woke.

Joke’s on Trump — in Korean, calling someone a “Rocket Man” is high praise for their sexual prowess.

I beg to differ

He’s no Sergio

Having just purchased a Nintendo Switch, I would now disagree with that statement (although in the past I was all for Nintendo going third-party). Their hardware isn’t spec-impressive, but as a functional whole it does enhance the player experience. I love the fact that I can play Zelda at home, then un-dock it and…