The lotto.

The good news for foreigners is that Japanese people don’t really expect too much!

I feel like this is a hobby for Haisley and whether he puts forth effort or not doesn’t really matter to him. There’s no way Deadspin is paying him...

What do you expect. Billy is a long winded idiot.

Real Madrid made €110 million yesterday by selling two bench players. Let that sink in for a moment. 

Didn’t we learn from last time, when similar service was selling user emails to third party? Better unsubscribe manually.

Player A: 20 goals, 19 assists. Copa del rey

2008: Ronado wins world player of year (he dribbles too much!!!)

More fun to watch play does not matter. At all. By that measure 2004 quaresma is the GOAT.

I stopped at Billy Hailey then went straight to the comments.

Billy is an idiot who knows nothing about soccer. No one comes for his articles, just for the comment blasts on how terrible he is. Welcome!

Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player...

I appreciate the “Messi is stopping Neymar from winning the Balon” narrative...since Ronaldo stops Messi from winning it about half the time.

Is Neymar even second-best on his own team? Honest question!

Neymar is better than one of Ronaldo or Messi?

That was a long way to go for a joke, but I feel it was worth it.

Very well done I had to read it twice to get it.

Thank God, that isn’t sketchy at all.

Thank God, that isn’t sketchy at all.

Tempting, but I’m going to wait a bit longer.
When did Amazon start this Prime only bullshit?
I first ran into it the other day, trying to buy a freaking laptop hard drive to replace my PS4's dead one.

Tempting, but I’m going to wait a bit longer.
When did Amazon start this Prime only bullshit?
I first ran into it…