That was pretty, most US players would have ended that with a handball, a whiff or a facial for a fan eating nachos 20 rows up.

Here, I fixed this for you Billy:

He has more goals in the Champions League (103) than Atletico Madrid have in their entire Champions League history (100)

i find it more enjoyable to switch to the Spanish audio, no idea what they are saying but definitely more exciting to listen to

RM were, as they say, streets ahead of Athleti in this match. Barely a contest. If Benzema had any sort of form it could have been 5 or 6 to nil.

Hate that!

Already 1-0 real. Nice job Billy.

I’m starting to think, Billy, that you’re writing some fantastic satire when it comes to soccer lately.

Madrid will win today.

The only thing this guy taught me is leave the mountain be. Nothing about the limits of what I can and cannot do.

+1 speedy descent into hell for you.

but he is chiefly famous for his speed records.

Some 15 year olds have baby faces. This is a pic supplied by the family. I’m sure people are scouring social media as we speak looking for pictures to make the victim look like a gang member. Jordan Edwards sounds like a common name, I’m sure any minute pics of 35 year old Jordan Edwards will be used to defame the…

Nothing like the look on an Amazon delivery driver when they get done hauling these up a flight of stairs.

Nothing like the look on an Amazon delivery driver when they get done hauling these up a flight of stairs.

Probably still bitter Real dumped Bayern out of the CL. That’s all they have now. Let them have it.

mhmmmm Billy, I am waiting on the story about how Barca’s president has to stand trail in the neymar case.

Also, don’t lie about rape for financial gain.

Am I supposed to read this as “Ronaldo is guilty of rape”? I see no evidence for that anywhere. Celebrities pay off people for PR (and other) reasons all the time. It isn’t an admission of guilt just because the allegation is serious in this case. We still have no idea what, if anything, happened.

neither signature look like CR’s.. i cant find a single one that looks really even close. im not an expert but it looks pretty paltry.

“The main thrust of Ronaldo’s denial is...”