Anything you can do successfully while being grossly overweight is not a sport.

It’s funny because taxing means 2 things hahahahahahahahahaha

you don’t keep a healthy supply of them on hand at all times for exactly these kinds of situations? I keep one in the car, one in the garage, and two at work. That annoying guy at the mall that gets too close when waiting for your parking spot: he gets a rat in the face. Regional manager visiting at work “just…

I don’t care whether this couple was in the wrong. United is always wrong.

I’d be all ready to jump on United with both boots, but I have worked with a lot of engaged couples. A few can act like a rigid bloc of enraged entitlement. So contrary to all internet traditions I’m withholding judgment.

That’s your takeaway? you really don’t like soccer?. You’re an idiot. We could watch a game where there is a break between every ball thrown (baseball) and it takes hours or one where there are breaks between every single play (like football) or one where you don’t need to pay attention until the last two minutes…

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

Nobody gives a shit if you watch or not. Soccer will keep being the most popular sport on earth just fine.

I love how everyone focuses on switching between F1, Indy, and NASCAR, ignoring the preposterous toss-aside of “Yeah, sure, I’d like to ride MotoGP.”

Der Spiegel report (yes, I paid to read it) is highly suggestive, of the sort that’s given Der Spiegel his (often) bad name. There really isn’t much evidence, some leaked reports, most of all the Letter from the woman. Basically this is her word (he raped her anally) against his (he said to his lawyer they had sex,…

You already convicted him. Typically racist white boy.

I’m not going to lie, Knight Riders is a totally badass team name.

I get where you’re coming from...it’s impossible to talk about the possibility of the woman not being the victim in a case like this without sounding shitty.

There, doctors administered a rape kit...As Der Spiegel has it, that was the end of Susan K.’s narrative with police.

2 Real Madrid articles in 2 days from Billy. Is that a faux hard on for Real. Despite the articles being pretty much useless. One over analysis of a much practised set play, and the other passively expressing his lust for Ronaldo. Perhaps you should talk about the tie itself. As in Madrid missed a glorious chance to…

He was passively offside until he touched the ball and interfered with play. Then he was really offside and goal chalked off. Had he not interfered with play someone else could’ve scored without issue.

ideologues who look down on any goal that doesn’t result from a chain of 53 one-touch passes and a dainty through ball assist.

THE CIRRRRRRCLEEEE OF LIFEEEEEEE

You rang?

I know Japanese porn is censored, but this is going just a step too far in my opinion.