I’m pretty sure throwing a cell phone into the Aegean is how Dionysius was born.

Don’t be a fucking dick at somebody’s wedding. Seriously. You can’t possibly believe that you’re a good person if you knowingly go to their wedding day - the most important day of their life - looking to hurt their feelings. Leave the chick alone and throw darts at her pic if you need to get whatever residual feelings…

Good Lord, if you were going to drop her anyway, don’t like her friends, refused to be part of the plannng, and already threw a tantrum, my guess is you only want to go to the wedding to make some kind of point, to hurt her feelings, or to stir up some drama that focuses on you. Do everyone, especially the bride, a…

Trust me, she would be DELIGHTED if you bowed out now. Let her use the place setting for someone else. Send her a note bowing out with well wishes but no gift.

That’s not her Instagram

Well, you know. iPhone and all. Siri sometimes thinks that I prefer “children” protein in my fried rice versus “chicken.”

That lead picture is what my makeup looks like when I screw up. =/

I keep seeing this ‘mutually toxic’ excuse being thrown around, but I only see evidence that one of the two of them was hitting the other.

If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

is Khloe trying to lick baby out of Chrissy’s stomach?

Instead of a madonna/whore dichotomy, I think Trump employs a fat pig/bimbo dichotomy. Kelly is not fat or ugly, and she’s not a bimbo because she keeps challenging him. At first, he was pissed that she was given permission to do so, but now that it’s clear FOX isn’t going to hide her away to appease him, she is now…

That is unbelievably sad.

I don’t know... Using someone else’s artwork like this kind of rubs me the wrong way, even if it’s not for profit. This is only the major arcana, not ever a complete deck anyway.

Uh, these are hardly “made to accurately resemble original Lisa Frank designs”. They ARE original Lisa Frank designs, with a little bit of photoshop used to stitch things together. I don’t know if the artist is actually trying to pass this off as her own work but Lisa Frank is awesome and should be given her due here.

Or Laura Jane Grace.

Honestly, they just need to give Eugene his own show and call it a day.

If someone who fits the profile of an abuser (has power over many women, hides from the public eye, has clear arrogance and self-aggrandization issues, etc) is accused of raping someone and then threatening to destroy their career (which he absolutely had the power to do) in order to coerce them to lie, the fact that…