To be honest, I had a nearly neutral opinion on the damn maxi dress article (recognizing it as satire, maybe, but poorly done). I read the comments and kind of made faces at my screen for a while at some of Jia’s comments and some of the others, and then I read the summary of “Unvarnished” and the comment where Jia…

This is so weird, like other writers from rando websites are tweeting about it. I get that you might wanna go to the mat for colleagues but take a damn seat and chill out. If you're so sensitive about negative feedback that you feel the need to straight up attack the people who are the reason you have a job, you're…

I think according to the Jez authors the original piece was satirizing people that make judgments on what’s appropriate to wear.

Wow this is.....what is happening

Morrison won the Nobel Prize in Literature... not the Peace Prize.

Okay, so here’s the thing: Blac Chyna is 26, Tyga is 25 and Kylie Jenner is 17. (I looked all of these up, I don’t know this shit off the top of my head.)

Oh god, don’t get me started on those. People who “bare with” something, who wait with “baited breath,” who are “phased by that,” the list is sooo long.

She’s cute and puts herself together well, but there are 25 prettier girls in any randomly selected high school graduating class in America.

Dire Straits*

My friend used to be a exotic dancer and she was Brett Michaels go to girl in Vancouver for a while. She said he was actually super romantic, would always bring her flowers and was eager to please in bed.

That hadn't happened yet! It was a simpler time!

No, I just wanted to yell that at a Rollins story.

Catching this vibe from her...

I swear to you that is not it.

I'm glad to see we're using cloning technology for the noble purposes it was meant for, making clones of Jessica Simpson.

I am disappointed in myself. Thank you, sir or ma’am. I would NEVER fuck with the Wu Tang Clan.

Excuse me sir, but Redman is NOT an official member of Wu Tang. I feel as though by saying that he is, you are fucking with Wu Tang Clan and in case you are unaware, they are nothing to fuck with. Thank you.

Yesterday, at lunch, I found out that the University of Michigan has a football player named Jake Butt. And we googled him. And he’s a tight end. This discovery was probably one of the top ten moments of my life.