So... where is Reese Witherspoon? Because I want to know where I can catch a doner kebab while on a boat.

My advice to my students (college) - when a member of the family makes a racist comment at a family gathering, loudly say, "I've got to take a shit" and leave the room. Makes it into a politeness as opposed to a political issue. They stop saying racist things and you'll stop announcing you have to take a shit when…

This is a re-posted article from Copyranter, written by a dude, that actually spends the first third mocking the "moronic dad" trend in advertisements. But okay, sure, it's a misandrist conspiracy.

Obviously, the perfect horse has the perfect dick: like 19 or 20 inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of riders without being too gay-horse porn-y about it. He's standing in front of a fence, just begging a…

i mean, jason will never be able to do better than the goddess that is britney jean spears, so he might as well get weird with it and drop all the way down to kris jenner.

Thank you. I...I guess I will come out and be openly gay now. Just like I've been since I was 17. I wouldn't have ever had the courage to do this without you and hope that we can continue to be friends.

Waitwaitwait, you're telling me Embarrassing White Person Dancing is not a legitimate genre??? I guess I'd better forget about opening up that dance academy. And I'd just finished lesson plans on Strobe Lights Always Make You Look Awesome and What To Do With Your Hands When You Have No Idea What To Do With Your Hands.…

I'd say Jay Adams, original Dog Town dude/skateboarder. But he's not THAT famous (I guess??) so maybe we haven't hit our third yet :(

you can easily find that on the internet right now, bro

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Haulin' logs, haulin' stuff for camping, haulin' groceries, haulin' laundry, haulin' books, haulin' more Ikea bags...

I like it. Vale sounds like the intimidatingly cool girl in high school, who is never really mean to you but it's because she's too busy cultivating a super unique sartorialist-style sense of fashion and dating her college age boyfriend. Vale has a nose stud, a hairstyle you will never pull off, and is definitely…

Tom can still get it. Colin also got the can-get-it genes. Chet cannot get it.

Do you mean Cholula?

There is no end to the uses for the blue IKEA bag. They're huge and strong and you can hose them down. I use them for everything from beer runs to hauling tree stumps to the trash.

Carnivale had two seasons. But I feel like AHS might be a bit more Geek Love than anything else (I hope).

I read this as "case world's smartest woman" and wondered what they would do with Marilyn VosSavant.

Yea... that's not the same site. Let us reminisce about a time it wasn't covered in ads and partner content.

I loved gURL.com! They also had a web hosting component for a while called gURLpages. I learned how to build webpages there. I never used a template, and it was very empowering to teach myself HTML and Javascript. They had a weekly featured gURLpage, and my page was featured once! I had a blog on my site, and I got…