maybe someone with a penis can answer: how does that not hurt, all banging around?

How do you not remember him from Mullholland Drive?

Also, I think your brother is being a little generous by lumping himself in with the younger generation.

Samer, I think you're understating percussion's role in all of this.

Unfortunately, His garment is made from a pretty lightweight cotton material and won't hold your weight. One rip and down you go, and He is standing there in His loincloth. Embarrassing for everyone.

*thigh*

I don't know anything about the Beyonces but I feel this way about the Clintons. I have no doubt that they love each other deeply and are great friends. I bet they even have hot sex once in awhile. But I think it's a partnership that they entered into knowing that they'd make good partners, more than out of a romantic…

I'm not so polite. I'm a middle aged woman, so it doesn't happen to me much anymore. I was out bike riding and a man came out with, "Oh, so you like to ride!" wink wink! My response:

I did it all the time. Looking back, I'm amazed nothing happened to me.

Definitely take a selfie, but make an exaggerated terrified face instead of smiling.

Question: what if I'm in a city being attacked by Godzilla, and I have a great vantage point for a pic of me with Big G in the background. Can I smile then?

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Dealbreaker. Shut it down.

I mean, aren't there only like 13 members of the Westboro Baptist Church in the first place? (OK, there are about 40, I think, but still.)

1. "Not many women can wear denim overalls, strappy Louboutin stilettos, and a Navajo-blanket poncho and get away with it, but Blake Lively can. "

Just some Rock-related magic: Some friends and I got high on the 4th and made a bunch of vines of a The Rock cardboard cutout farting (using the FartForFree app, which is a miracle unto itself). They are really dumb/splendid and we intend to add many more, with more intricate story lines. Enjoy!

https://vine.co/u/109703…

she is the nicest person, my god. i have tangentially known her through the internets~ for a few years (i pay more attention to her bc of her art and writing, far more than she must pay attention to me- idek if she remembers me at all) and she's so nice and talented and funny. i just like, quietly think I LOVE U at…

Sometimes I think that I would like Larry more if anyone but Jason Biggs played him. I mean, not enough to justify all the screen time the character gets, but at least I wouldn't want to punch my TV every time he's on.