I use it too! So cheap! So effective! So nice not to feel like I have a car air freshener in "Tropical Passion" dangling from each of my pits!

Agreed. If I leave my apartment 13 miles away from my office at 7:00, I'll get to work at 7:25, but if I leave at 7:10, I'll get to work at 8:00 if I'm lucky.

I feel your pain. I'm on Lo Loestrin. Same story.

I admit I got a good eye-roll out of that person being so insulted by your calling her comment "obtuse." HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

THIS. He set my teenage loins aflame in Charlie's Angels. He was also on the cover of BUST magazine in 2005!

Uh, yeah, 32 = not millennial. Also, 32 and 35 = same generation.

I feel like the fact that the bag costs the equivalent of a wedding reception to begin with is the tacky and offensive thing here, tbh.

The way she's like "but I'm a freak so I did it." Girl, if you've never given a rim job before you're not as freaky as you think you are.

Those are not your friends.

I have the Claw Money pen; it's the cutest one out there IMO (which is important obvi) and works pretty good (but gets hard to clean after a few uses). Using a vape pen is sneaky and fun but it's a different high than smoking herb.

Illustrator here as well, and you hit the nail on the head.

Make sure that old tube top from 2003 goes where it's needed, ladies.

A dance one does in their very own short shorts

I wish this had existed when I was a teenager. Once in high school I was hanging out with a group of my male friends, and someone had gotten their hands on a copy of Hustler or Penthouse or something. I remember my friends making over-the-top exclamations about how hot all the models were, and then they turned to…

WHY.

I once witnessed a girl mistake Brian Austin Green for Justin Timberlake and completely lose her shit, so I buy it.

They're first-graders in a first-grade classroom, the days of the week are posted all over the place. This was also a specific journal exercise where the kids were prompted to write about their favorite day of the week (presumably to learn how to properly spell the days of the week), so I assume they were prominently…

OMG, I love that. You, in turn, have made my day.

You should see my mom frantically flailing it around while doing her best Count voice in front of 20 transfixed first-graders. They are rapt; they cannot take their eyes off it. She has to remind them it's a puppet. It is fucking adorable.

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.