I've been considering getting one of these (I'm an illustrator and it seems like the best inexpensive choice for true drawing on the iPad), but a lot of the reviews on Amazon etc say the plastic disc leaves tiny scratches on the screen, and that makes me nervous. Have you not had that issue?

That is so amazing. You go, girl who dressed as girl from Michigan!

What about new student joining us this year, who just moved here all the way from…Michigan?

Dude, having my nipples pierced made my tits look SO MUCH BETTER. Having your nips look hard all the time is amazing. I do miss that.

I miss mine sometimes; they definitely increased sensitivity for me (my nips are just not that sensitive otherwise). I took them out because showering with a mesh pouf was becoming way too anxiety-ridden, but if you are less accident prone and more vigilant about what you put near your breasts, you might like them. …

I used to read a blog that recapped Lurlene McDaniels books! She stopped updating a few years ago but it's still up and the old recaps are totally hilarious and worth reading for anyone in need of some Lurlene nostaglia. http://yalitanddeath.blogspot.com/

Ooops, double posted. Damn Kinja.

Careful what you wish for. When my mom took me prom dress shopping at 16, she was the one who ended up crying ("I just don't want to spend $100 for you to look like Morticia Addams at your prom") and begging ("Don't you at least want to LOOK at the Jessica McClintock outlet?). A dozen years later I still haven't…

My body is the exact same way. I'm a pretty small person but that's just how my weight is distributed. At first glance I thought the same thing about the photo here.

"Dropkick Me, Jesus, Through That Goal Post Of Life."

I work for a company that is owned by Nike; there is a much bigger focus on hipness/edginess and youth culture than you'd imagine.

....the whole first two paragraphs are an extended Animaniacs joke.

If Katy didn't know where that tongue has been, that's her bad. Miley posts on Instagram whenever that thing goes anywhere.

I said the same thing when I saw this yesterday! Glad I'm not alone.

RIGHT?!??!

ALL THREE SEASONS ARE ON HULU. JUST SAYIN.

Barbie sneaker tucked inside Ken's slacks to simulate erection.

Yes! Their CC cream is the best face makeup I have ever used. I love it so much and I feel like my skin looks better since I've been using it.

OMG, thank you for this. I'm a huge LUSH addict but was waffling on the deodorant bars. I am officially sold.

"You're all using my toilet invention the wrong way. When you have to sit and take a Sir Harington you're supposed to be facing this way. So you can use the little shelf for your books, and your quill and your ink."