You are definitely right that some ppl spout that BS, but they tend to be single-sport partisans. Not all hockey fans believe that - the NHL and NBA are my two favorite leagues for instance. And ppl on DS tend to see themselves as more worldly and appreciative of all sports (broad generalization), so they do not…

Kool Keith is already a co-champion of basketball rap though.

Hello, Dr. Levitt. I'm a big fan of your groundbreaking theories regarding humans, so let's see how well they apply to horses: do you think that if we aborted more black horses, we would see a drop in horse-on-horse crime?

I like racist fucks and I can not lie

What you're saying is that Spain can't handle a simple inquisition?

She's certainly on the Mt. Rushmore of Numbers Never Lie panelists.

Next topics of discussion after "Should the Knicks Be Mad They Didn't Make the Playoffs?":

I don't think a "blocking foul" is what you think it is.

I have forwarded these comments to Heinrich Himmler at your Reich.

Western Michigan did that before. WMU vs CMU has always been a rivalry for sports. In the mid 90's when the football game was at CMU, WMU lost, and the WMU students that were at the game rioted in Mt Pleasant (CMU's town).

And afterward, nobody here will get executed. So, yeah, Yay America.

As Lou Holtz once famously said, "They only started calling it "Storrs" after they opened the second one."

In fairness, that's only slightly more garbage in the student union than there usually is.

actually its from 1936 with color added

In this case, I think that would be a positive learning experience. They would learn there are shittier place than Storrs.

Then they'll arrive in Lexington, KY, and go "Shit! Somebody beat us to the punch!"

/looks up Storrs on a map

The top image is from 1999.

I'm sure this is just a prelude to the total insanity that tomorrow night will bring.

Not a fan of James but God damn what a stupid comment