Look man, it's hard to remember the names of my favorite Brazilian fart videos. Copy and paste is my only option.

There you go. I had something else copied on my clipboard that I didn't want to lose.

"Stephen, if you need help figuring out how to apologize for this, I can tell you exactly what not to do."

I wasn't thrilled about how she conducted herself during the NBA Finals the past two years, but...that's nothing compared her having to deal with the swirling tornadic shitstorm that just formed over Bristol, CT.

There's a post on this website from about an hour ago.

You lost me at "Liberal stains." Actually, you lost me way before that. Good day, sir.

When chupacabra69 is defending you, you are in the wrong. 100% of the time, you are in the wrong. Period. End of story.

I have also seen Fart Brazil.

Either you don't visit this website regularly (which is perfectly fine) or you're attempting to build the world's largest straw man.

And

You're usually judged by your worst connections.

Pitbull can't reach that high.

They have 50 different Brazilian newspaper covers (with English translations) here.

WARNING: PLEASE APPLY SPF 50 SUNSCREEN BEFORE VIEWING THIS TAKE

What does Sluggerrr have to say about this?

What are your criteria for "greatest ever?"

You're completely right - he masses are stupid. Unfortunately, you need them to turn you into a star.

If we're going by designated market area, then both San Antonio and Oklahoma City are very small markets. Both are smaller than Cincinnati, which is the third-largest market in Ohio.

Earlier today, Charles had something to say to people who were upset by his words about the larger women in San Antonio. (Spoiler alert: It wasn't an apology.)

I don't know if it's like this for every team, but the Skins have a stick very far up their asses when it comes to this stuff. You cannot use their name on anything unless Dan Snyder personally blesses it, which is why we have a ton of "Washington Football _____" as names for pregame shows and watch parties.