Lucas’s dad is awesome. That scene where he gave Lucas girl advice seemed pretty sweet and innocuous to me. More of a “we’ve been married and have two kids and still love one another in a special way” type scenario not a “hen-pecked” one, in my opinion. Also, giving the “your mother’s always right” type speech over a…

What part of Gelman’s character says “I am a responsible adult”?

“It’s eleven o’clock: do you know where your children are?”

“Cool girl” gets overextended into any girl who both likes traditionally masculine things and has traditionally feminine qualities. As Gillian Flynn first uses it in Gone Girl, it means women who become what men want her to be, regardless of whether it fits her own interests and desires. https://www.goodreads.com/work/…

Man I’d love a brochure for your utopia where kids are magically unable to be little tiny assholes

I just want to thank you, this may be the most hilariously dumb argument I’ve seen since the Kinjapocalypse; way to step up for a fictional character though!

“I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in binge-watching. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or syna-gogue.”