Goblin + John Saxon  GOLD!

And in fewer than 10 years, all of Gen X.

Cheerios.

Moff Gideon takes no shit.

What’s wrong with Pineapple on Pizza? Its not hurting you. What happened to freedom?

So I do use two spaces after a period, but really who cares? I would hate to be the type of person that actually notices and gives a shit about this sorta stuff, one way or another.

Aside from text-based adventures, Pong is just about the simplest video game you can imagine.

Sir, this is a scones recipe.

Yeah. I’m afraid he didn’t have the courage of his convictions, and so when it came to taking action rather than kumbayaing, ended up listening to the more foolhardy and/or genocidal of his company. (Still his responsibility for picking them and listening to what they said, of course.)

Not to mention selling the hell out of a St. Crispin Day’s speech centered on an egg salad sandwich. 

At least give William H. Macy kudos for delivering this line absolutely deadpan serious:

The fact that both astronomers have developed scars around the tops of their heads in the past couple years is purely a coincidence. We should definitely not conclude that their brains were removed, placed in cylinders, flown to Planet Nine, and returned to Earth.

Fthagn!

That’s the rub innit?

“The enemy of my enemy, is still my enemy.”

Fun fact: GoDaddy still hosts The Post Millennial, which Andy Ngo uses to dox people on a daily basis.

They are not the good guys.

it’s shocking to see GoDaddy as the good guy

it’s shocking to see GoDaddy as the good guy, given the shady shit they’ve been involved in.

SMH. Waukesha is the cause and source to so many Wisconsin problems. And of course it’s a high average income area.

No 'Buckaroo Banzai'? Hey,hey,hey, don't be cruel.