“Definitively proving” masks “work” to slow the spread of Covid would be unethical. All we can do is rely on what data we do have available, all of which shows that masks seem to be effective at reducing transmission. On the other hand, there is zero downside to you wearing a mask, unless you are one of the very rare…

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.

The Jones Soda debacle was the first thing I thought about when I saw the headline. I guess it worked as a gimmick to draw attention to their brand, but the actual products were hideous. Even hitting the right flavor notes accurately didn’t change the fact that NOBODY wants a gravy-flavored soda! 

Nuthin’, what’s an upper decker with you?

Starred for Peter, Ray and Egon!

I’m glad you said something, because the same thing was bothering me almost subliminally, and now I too am at peace.

I work in stacks maintenance and I want to marry that video.

How about instead we read these stories to our children and have conversations with them about we deem right or wrong about the story.

To be fair that would not be good for long-term storage. No library would ever think about using something like that. Let the worst Sherlock Holmes you will ever see explain: (you might want to be high while watching this)

It truly is time to put the ME back into PRIME.

Starbucks doesn’t even put dollar signs on their cups anymore!

It’s become crass. Did you know that some schools and companies won’t even let you say “Inshamazon” any more?

It’s about the cones.
                -The Arbiter

This holiday is supposed to be about celebrating billionaire zombie overlord Jeff Bezos. How can we let our own petty human concerns get in the way of that?!

FIONA SHAW I’M SO IN

This looks like well-dressed oatmeal (no disrespect to K S-T).

I don’t understand why they have to re-make this. The original was perfect.