You mean a Noble?

Better than me. I told them Laurel, and they wrote Yanni. ;)

My biggest Starbucks misspelling to date: Told him “Rachel,” he wrote “Heather.” 

People always shun me when I suggest PB & Mayo. But it’s so good. AT LEAST try a bite before you knock it, I say! They do not. Their loss.

Before all hell broke loose with the coronavirus, I was volunteering for a couple of hours a week at a local elementary school to help kids one-on-one with their reading skills. My hat is off to teachers; what it takes to keep a classroom of kids engaged and learning is no easy feat, and it’s not something that the…

That’s pretty much how the speedrun went - forget the dead, and don’t stop for anything. Very historically accurate.

“When everyone knows I shaved into a soul patch for the ‘Don’t Tell Your Papa’ video.”

Timely. I did my regular shopping yesterday (because hoarders can go to hell!) and it turns out that I snagged the *last* bag of dried navy beans at the store. I just wanted a pot of bean soup, not to stock up for the apocalypse!

I used to say that my son was made of chicken nuggets, because it was one of the few things he would eat. It was at least a stage, though, because he’s 20 years old now and will eat, or at least try, just about anything.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

- Brian Blessed

It’s really no surprise that some teenage boys love Trump.

100 percent.

well...maybe SOME pancakes

“Take the Chevy to the levy.”

Dgs: you're not getting out of the greys on my account, but you could measure success thusly: Mr. Harriot is a professional writer who is paid to tell compelling stories. You're a sad bag of shit who's reduced to creating burner accounts so you can spend the evening hours trolling folks on this website. Congrats. It…

Michael, I'm also a product of the Palmetto State, albeit not from Hartsville. Every time you tell your story, I'm struck by how much your success seemed to mean to your community. It really is an incredible story.

Grandma candy! I thought that's what they were talking about too.  

What about your wife? Does she have a hairy chest or curly hair?