A lemon danish is very clearly soup in a bread bowl.

“Just don’t use the thing to make cake pops. It makes truly terrible cake pops.”

1) Your friend isn’t wrong, but...

Nah, middle finger for the establishment, yo!

please do this series forever it is my favorite thing 

Same here.

I think this is the one I have (it was a gift so I’m not sure). Works like a charm. I’ve never needed to grease it and nothing ever sticks. Pancakes are always an even golden brown

Can confirm on the griddle making things easy. If I use anything else, the pancakes are just a write off

yes. thank you.

Put the sauce / viscous condiments on the bun, then add diced onions and shredded lettuce on top of the condiments. They serve as a glue to hold the veggies in place.

This recipe is amazing. I am screaming.

this recipe turned me ON

Not to mention, much higher heat when sauteing... 

and butter. They use lots and lots of delicious butter

This, and judicious use of shallots instead of, or in combination with, onions.

Well, his first name was Vernon.

In a just world, she’d be promoting the 27th season of Middleman right now. Dub Dub forever!

WHAT. No Middleman mention?

You can bring up all her other parts but this is still the best one:

It’s more a case of Westerners treating what’s supposed to be silly gags as something genuinely serious and a deep part of the culture. No, the reason that a bird dating sim exists isn’t because there’s people in Japan who want to date birds. It’s because making a dating sim but changing all the romantic interests to…