Mrs. Brekke sounds very pedantic and no fun at all. I’m sorry she happened to you. Does the food taste good? Cool. That’s the whole point of cooking.

Health, politics, not dying: all part of life. Amazing! :)

Man, why is Lifehacker so political these days? Do we really need all these articles on how bad the GOP is?

I’d go with Matt Berry, “Hello, I’m Colon Firth.”

He didn’t even think to claim autocorrect turned dinner into diaper?

I’ve never seen a black snowflake, so...

The Mollusk was better than both of them.

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” while passing on the opportunity to participate in “Million Dollar Baby,” “Ray,” “The Aviator,” “Sideways” and “Finding Neverland.”…

This, this is why we miss Roger Ebert.

“Death wins Indy 500: I didn’t know I could run that fast”

I’m here for Finn/Poe!

Sexuality and identity really are important next to save the galaxy.....

I can’t wait to see Star Wars - Full of Gays!

Or anything, for that matter.

Don’t buy avocados from California. I lived there, they always, invariably, did that. And they were always hella expensive. Worthless.

Seriously. Who actually thought making Shakespeare’s bloodiest play into a movie was going to bank even with casting Anthony Hopkins? Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet is running over with stars and even then I don’t even know many Shakespeare nerds who watch it on a regular basis.

I was so offended I burned my house down with my razer equipment in it. Also the wife and kids. That tweet really pushed me over the edge.