Nah, just wishful thinking...

Maybe they'll understand if we start calling it "consequences culture"?

I wish my copy weren’t in storage so that I could quote it directly, but I’m a fan of the shortest chapter of his book, Catching the Big Fish.

I've always been vaguely curious about hot Dr. Pepper. I think that’s over now.

Agreed. Now, if, say, streaming services start editing him out, then we can start making a fuss. But this is definitely “I’m sick of Trump and I just found out that Macaulay Culkin is on Twitter and funny.”

Well... that’s true.  I just don’t think there’s any real weight behind this one.

This post feels premature. If there’s ever a movement to edit Trump out of the historical record then yes, obviously we should oppose it. Slippery slope? I guess, but the call to remove him from Home Alone 2 and Culkin’s approval strikes me more as the “eff that guy” impulse and not a real push to do any more than…

I have never used one of these, but when I first found out about them it was in a post (5+ years ago, maybe on Lifehacker) whose comments were full of “oh, you didn’t know about this? It works, but it’s cheaper to rub a steel utensil around your hands; you’ll get the same effect”. Somebody even went as far as…

“The great news is, Congress is not going to be the Grinch”

My wife’s grandparents keep buttermilk in their fridge all the time, and it’s a running joke in the family that they always offer it to everyone, and everyone declines. At one point we had a longer conversation about it, and it turns out that none of them has any idea what it tastes like or where it comes from, and…

This is excellent advice. Buttermilk is criminally underused because people find its name unappealing.

“If you want to strip and do porn, that’s your prerogative. I strip and do porn. I probably shouldn’t, but, you know.”

or Warren Zevon

I do remember the cranberry being pretty good, but it’s not the only or best cranberry soda on the market...

Add “bad cooking hacks” to the pile of reasons to avoid the Daily Mail, along with “overt racism and misogyny” and “science denial”.

In retrospect, what I really want to know is this: are they bringing back the joke credits? Every episode of Tiny Toons and Animaniacs had a joke in the closing credits (e.g., "Inadvertently omitted from the Name Game: Plucky").

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Zany, brainy, totally insany.  I don’t care about any of that.  What I need to know is whether there’s still baloney in their slacks.

Good thinking!  Even if society crashes and you can’t flip it on eBay, you’ll at least have a supply of drinkable beverages that no one else would dare to touch!

You missed nothing.

Didn’t the junk food industry learn this lesson a decade ago when Jones made all those Thanksgiving flavored sodas? The only thing that should taste like Thanksgiving dinner is Thanksgiving dinner.