...with...lemon juice.

I came here to make a lemon juice joke, but I see you’ve already done it for me. I haven’t seen those movies, so forgive me for asking, but does this actually happen?

My initial reaction was “ooh! Raspberry Pi should leverage this for their marketing!”

So let it be written, so let it be done!

No, no. I can get behind this because it allows me to eat “toast” for breakfast every day without raising any eyebrows.  My main question is this:  is a lemon danish soup in a breadbowl, or a salad?

I stand by my oft-repeated, rarely acknowledged statement that a hot dog ticks all the boxes to be classified as a sandwich, but that no fluent English speaker would describe one that way thanks to the level of granularity in the language.

We already have versions.of A Christmas Carol featuring Bill Murray, The Muppets, and H.P. Lovecraft; I don't need another one.

Understood. I really don’t have enough information to discuss this, other than one example where things went crazily off the rails:

You’re probably right. I’m aware of one (1) exception to that, which was the renovation of my high school, which was an extremely controversial $27 million project (namely because the median age of the city skewed older than normal, and the taxpayers thought a school should be a box of classrooms and a football team,…

This is less “scams to watch out for” and more “how does this keep happening?”:

I don't see why not. You should definitely try it though. For science.

Can confirm: mayonnaise works brilliantly for chicken (or Quorn-based faux chicken, as the case may be). I am not going back.

Someone once consoled me about my mealy, tasteless tomatoes by saying, “it’s okay, it happens to a lot of guys, and I thought it tasted good anyway.”

“Advertise” was the wrong word. They don’t go out of their way to point it out, it’s just in there if you look at ingredients, and it always stands out to me because I think of pizza cheese as being primarily mozzarella with a little Parmesan. When you buy a bag of pizza cheese at the store though, it usually also…

Most of the pizza places around here (including the major chains) advertise that they use a mix of mozzarella and Gouda, which I have never tried at home. I assume it’s a texture thing, since Gouda melts so well? I don’t know.

...but if you do sip it, pinkies out, please.

Fair enough. It always looked interesting but it played on our local station at like, 6:30am and I just couldn't muster the interest in getting up that early.

Oddly I never got into Gargoyles o Darkwing Duck. But yeah, DuckTales was my favorite, followed by Tailspin.

I was never fond of Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers. I didn’t have a lot of options so I watched it anyway, but (for me, anyway) it was the lesser of the Disney Afternoon shows.

I have to admit I am not the best cook. I have lit spatulas on fire.