It really depends on where you live and how much snow you get; my neighborhood got about ten inches over the course of Tuesday. We also have a lot of foot traffic so unshoveled walks get leveled pretty quickly, but it’s a major problem for anyone with mobility issues (and it’s a “super annoyance” according to the guy…

I mean... The improbability drive is pretty amazing but it’s the bistromathic drive that actually reaches across time and space (and through the printed page) to piss people off.

No no, I do mean the Bistromath from Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is controlled by a bistromathics, the idea that numbers on a waiter’s pad do not behave like numbers anywhere else in the universe. The bistromathic drive turns out to be a robotic Italian restaurant, and it’s at this point where several…

There will always be a soft spot in my heart for the incredibly divisive Starship Bistromath, particularly the scene where Ford and Arthur begin to appreciate how it works and they’re minds refuse to accept it.

Dude, if you can't tell the difference between a dark horse and a black sheep, then it's too dark and you need to turn the lights on.

Did he apologize? I haven’t been paying attention to Lian Neeson, other than reading about it when the first story broke. My point is, an apology by itself may not be sufficient, but it’s hard to take any of the damage control seriously unless it comes with an apology. For some reason the apology—which should be the…

Right?! A simple “I screwed up, I feel bad about it, and it won’t happen again" would go a long way.

tl;dr: Left to their own devices, most people cook like a 17-year-old boy whose parents just announced that he’ll have to fend for himself for dinner.

I’m hoping for Star Wars Episode IX: So Long, and Thanks for All the Force, followed by Star Wars Episode X: Mostly Canon.

Screw it. This still sounds good and my “friends” need to leave anyway.

Really? I was too young to really appreciate Shakespeare in Love when it came out, but I thought it was fairly well-respected. Granted, when I say I was too young, I mean that I was a legal adult but I was more interested in my date than in the movie, so what the hell do I know?

Out of curiosity, what was the other one?

Having a young child severely limits my opportunities to see movies while they’re still in the theater, but it had the secondary effect of making me seriously consider the merits of buying a ticket. I can’t decide whether I’m embarrassed to say this or not, but I’m really only willing to see Disney/Pixar features at…

Possibly? It happens at two Starbucks in particular, but they happen to be the only two Starbucks where I’ve ever ordered in advance. Worth pointing out that the only thing I’ve never gotten right is an unwarmed bagel, presumably because 99% of the people ordering bagels want them toasted. But it is in the list of cust…

As a corollary, I would add that you should only order via the app if you’re not customizing anything. I’d say my track record of the barista properly following customization instructions is about 20%. Yes, you get free stuff if you complain, but on principle I’d rather just have my stuff the way I ordered it.

Please. Patrick Renna is That Kid from The Sandlot. Tom Guiry is The Other Kid from The Sandlot

Let’s face it, you were never that crazy about Amazon Women on the Moon anyway.

I used to think she was Tomi Lahren visiting from a couple of weeks in the future.

No—although that’s a good album too. I’m referring to this one, which is definitely worth 37 minutes and 34 seconds of your time:

The original PBS game show put out a couple of albums, the better of which was about 50% Rockapella originals and 50% songs about geography from bands you’ve mostly never heard of. Obviously the theme song was on the album, and the rest is excellent. I will never get tired of telling the story of finding it in a music…