Maybe she’s bored with her MBA and went back for a teaching degree?

I voted by absentee ballot, but apparently my polling place opened twenty minutes late because an election official overslept. Later, a fire alarm went off and people were hurried out of the building for a few minutes.

Please tell me someone has made a Chick tract-style comic about Jack Chick’s adventures in the afterlife.

I picture the Trump as a ball of Crisco scooped directly into your hand just after they’ve run out of napkins.

Oh, great. I’d just gotten over worrying about the Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

As I white man, I stand with the vengeful ghosts. Not on an unserviced elevator, though.

Worst Rockapella song ever.

Clearly she’s still looking for the right vehicle to break into the mainstream. Unfortunately, she’s a bit late for the Titanic, and they don’t fill blimps with hydrogen anymore...

Wut. I have dozens of things listed under the other categories, but under Culture and Lifestyle the only item is “Spreadsheet”. I find this vaguely upsetting.

We read Harriet the Spy as a class in fifth grade, which is where I learned about tomato sandwiches. I only read it once and don’t remember it very well, but I do remember where I was sitting when I read the particularly mouth-watering description that made me try it. Unfailingly, every girl I ever dated reacted with…

Here’s the thing: Ghostbusters II is widely considered to be an inferior sequel, and most of the people whining about the new one already had their hearts broken (or whatever) by the very same people who created the original Ghostbusters. We slogged our way, complaining the whole time on Livejournal and later MySpace,…

I realize that I’m late to this party and that I’m not saying anything anyone else hasn’t already said (ad nauseam, no less), but

The term “American hero” is mostly used in New York. Elsewhere you’ll hear it referred to as an American grinder or an American hoagie.

Faye Richmond, huh? I guess it wouldn’t be a Dachis post without just enough information to get some poor sap in trouble at work.

I suppose it depends on your attitude toward the person.

The laziest costume I’ve ever worn was Arthur Dent: pajamas, bathrobe, slippers, towel, TI-83/Palm (this was in the pre-smartphone era).

“...and then Scott Walker finally drops out of the race.”

Philosophical question for the Android peeps: The update to Lollipop a few months back really underscored my heavy reliance on Xposed, which allows you to deliberately introduce, well, I’ll call them vulnerabilities to gain greater control over your device. I managed—somehow—to use Android without Xposed for years,…

The Twin Peaks soundtrack got me through the worst years of my last job.

Three classic gaming profanity memories: