I'd like to see H.P. Lovecraft portrayed realistically; whenever he shows up in films and TV, he's belligerent, outgoing, or a tortured alcoholic, none of which is accurate. Well, okay, I'll give you tortured.

I feel that McDonald's and Taco Bell are missing out on an opportunity to fraudulently market their food as an anti-aging remedy.

I know a couple of rabid Virtual Boy collectors. I have a hard time explaining to them that it's not that it isn't kind of neat, it's that I just don't care. Same with Game Boy camera.

Sadly, there is no longer a reasonably close alternative.

This, essentially, is my main reason for using in-store pickup. Years ago when I worked near a Best Buy, it was not uncommon for me to go on my lunchbreak and to leave empty handed after the sales associates told me that my items were only available online or (occasionally) not a real thing. Back at work the website…

Basically, Keyser Soze has been inside Leland Palmer since the Statue of Liberty exploded all over Rosebud in the lingerie section.

"Okay, but other than a few class action lawsuits and the possibility that no one will ever want to work with us after this, what could possibly go wrong?"

There's a little Christmas in the movie, but it's like Batman Returns in that the holidays are more a backdrop than anything else.

You know, for kids!

We're going to have a talk, you and I, as soon as I get back from purchasing berries and heavy cream.

What.

But which one will let me keep tabs on Flat Top and Pruneface?

"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we're on the business end of the worst hack since the Trojan horse, carried out by a talking raccoon and a tree that knows its name."

Wisconsin!

...unless you're a private citizen, in which case, have at it.

I'm still amazed that no one ever demonstrated to Ayn Rand the practical application of her philosophies by, say, punching her in the face and taking her stuff.

Right, but wouldn't it be fun to troll people by setting your background to an image full of icons for apps that don't run on iOS?

There goes the only reason I'm not working from home.

Look, I won't defend the level of anachronism in the average historical popcorn movie, but I think Hollywood embellishes the future a little too much. I mean, I lived through the year 2001, and I don't remember any of that stuff happening at all.

I have seen this, and it's the best vampire-with-a-turkey-head movie I've ever seen.