Board the windows! Live humans outside!

For sale. Baby shoes. They bite.

It was the opposite of rain.

Their clones should never have met.

They exploded, but they couldn't die.

The refrigerator's contents stared right back.

She preferred not having a body.

"Chess?" scoffed Death, "no way. Candyland."

"Universe," said the old pawnbroker. "Cheap."

I'm from the Shadow Government's shadow.

The NSA is building another you.

"One, two, three, four, six?!"

"There's no outside. It just loops."

Since we're talking about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, I feel like I should derail the conversation by bringing up the similarly-themed FDR: American Badass. The movie itself in an unbelievable slog and you should not waste your time on it, but the trailer is worth a look:

Some frequently used smilies:

I used to use a brick wall, too, but found it impractical for travel. Or use.

Post mortality, death became a luxury.

"Life after birth? I'm not superstitious."

Never trust a preacher with mandibles.

We found a new number before six.