"Where's your god now?"

"Now then," said God, "what's next?"

Finally sentient, it switched itself off.

Speakin' of which, am I the only one still waiting for sequels? There were a lot of trees in that forest. I'd watch the hell out of The Nightmare Before President's Day

The entire verse preceding and including the line "Has anybody seen my tambourine?" stands out as one of the worst lyrics ever written.

Mmmm, beetle sausage.

I always do it one-handed: thumb on Alt, ring finger on Ctrl, pinky or middle finger on Delete, depending on the keyboard layout. I never thought it was "really hard to do", but I just quizzed the coworkers on either size of my cube, and apparently it's awkward and difficult.

That's unfortunate. Now that you mention it, I have a friend who thinks I collect toy goats, and my wife's mother thinks—and neither one of us knows where this idea came from—that she collects mermaids.

Many years ago I had a very large collection of ketchup packets. I didn't start it on purpose; it just sort of happened.

I switched from MS Office to OpenOffice about 10 years ago, and then went over to LibreOffice because it was the default office suite when I switched to Linux. I find the free options work beautifully for my personal use, but every once in a while someone sends me a Word document with elaborate formatting that…

Sounds like you're done with HHG, but you might consider listening to the radio series. The original 12 episodes were (more or less) reworked into the first two books, and then during the year or so preceding the 2005 movie, the BBC reassembled the living cast members and adapted the rest of the series. I'm sure…

My wife had the ending of BSG more or less figured out several episodes in advance. By the time it came, it felt more like lukewarm anticlimax than anything else, and I've often wondered how I'd have reacted if she hadn't laid it all out first. I've also never figured out how she pulled the right ending out of a…

Myself, I prefer Mary Poppins' role in the The Penguin's origin story.

The first time I watched The Ninth Gate, I misinterpreted it completely. Somehow I got the idea that Dean Corso was the devil, unaware that he was trapped in human form, and that he finds himself again at the end of the movie.

It happens:

I think the theatrical cut is missing some good material that was restored in other versions, but I prefer the voiceover, even if it was an afterthought that nobody else likes. No matter what anyone says, the voiceover is necessary to really understand what's going on, and Blade Runner is not a movie that I want to…

I won't tell you to spend time on the book if you didn't like the movie, but I'll say that reading the book really explained the movie for me.

This! This, this, this.

I had this one custom made, and I'm quite fond of it.

Really? I'm very impressed with the quality of the material they've put out in the last decade, and I think the last couple of albums have explored some very different and interesting musical ideas. Mink Car is probably my least favorite TMBG album, and I think that's because it was pieced together from 5 years of…