Exactly. Why not set her up to get as much help as possible, with people to teach her and check in on her regularly.

Um I’m pretty sure she broke up with him! Have a little tact. We’re trying not to bring it up because he’s really vulnerable right now, and pretty down on himself. Poor guy. Always picks the wrong women. Seriously what is UP with them. They always end breaking his heart, or going to prison, or getting murdered. Guy…

The sad part is he may be right.

I’m waiting for pictures of him shirtless, riding on a bear.

I think that depends on who he shoots. He’d probably get more donations for shooting brown people, but lose some for white people. Triple points for Hillary, double for Bern, negative points for Putin. Deeply negative points for shooting a fetus, neutral for killing an infant, positive for a teenager.

It’s like choosing between Batman and Superman when the alternatives are the Joker and Lex Luthor. Either would be fine!

I feel the same way. Like, I kind of lean towards Bernie in some ways, but Clinton’s just fine and I am excited about the prospect of having a female president finally. But whichever one wins, I just want it to hurry up and happen so that we can stop fighting about it.

Though in your link itself they acknowledge that it’s a matter of scale (Helsinki has <600,000 residents and only has ~600 landings/take-offs per day).

Meh, seriously, even “real” utility vehicles would suck in these conditions because everyone south of Albany is on 4 season tires all year long. 4x4 trucks, Range Rovers, Jeeps, it doesn’t matter if the couple of inches of contact you have with the snow is the equivalent of four pieces of smooth ABS plastic.

That’s a crock of shit, I agree, and I learned about it the hard way at my job. If you haven’t told your harasser that they are harassing you and should stop, it’s not harassment because they don’t *KNOW* they’re doing it. If you’re too scared to approach them and ask them to stop making sexual or threatening…

Well. I’d like to comment on how sexist and absurd this is and post pictures of clothing from The Handmaid’s Tale, but I realize that would be hypocritical as I have been a huge proponent of the “no cats without hats movement”. As many of you know, this has been the biggest political issue of 2016, as I am pro-forcing…

Come on, you really think one adult man came up with that? I can literally picture the stoned frat boys right now birthing those terms in a moment of genius.

I invented the post-it.

In college, during a particularly sad dry spell I made some joke about having to put twigs and leaves over my vagina in the hopes that I could trick someone into falling in. A few years later, I see Margaret Cho doing the exact same joke. Clearly, Cho didn’t steal the joke from me. I’m not making a definite judgment…

There are no new jokes, only new audiences. (I didn’t make this up.)

You forgot fart jokes. Everyone loves a good fart joke.

When you get right down to it, there’s like....what...maybe 5 jokes in the world anyway?

This, yeppppppp! Like, how many original joke ideas are left anyway. Of course comics will joke about the same stuff.

Seriously. It’s like when 14 year olds call their moms and pops Hitler because they won’t extend their curfew ‘till 11. Chill kids. Chill white people.

Yes to all three.