What people forget it all it takes some overreaching and being in the wrong place at the wrong time and the government can put you away for life or sentence you to death. Every single one of us is susceptible to that. The sooner we realize that, the better.

I once bought beer, condoms and a live lobster. Let the hijinks begin.

I’ll never forget the look I got from a little old Wal-Mart cashier for daring to buy KY and a traffic cone at the same time.

Back when I was still married, I would be tasked with buying my wife’s feminine products. I would grab all she need and also buy a canister of Slim Jims and hand sanitizer. At the checkout I would wink at the cashier and mention that it is going to be a wild night tonight.

“Do they think like Americans are prolly not gonna look too close at gross vegetables and fruits”

If they really want to get away with smuggling IN something, make it a feminine product. Most men refuse to touch those for fear of estrogen poisoning.

slightly used dildos

I woke up in the middle of my wisdom teeth removal surgery and it was and continues to be the most terrifying thing I’ve experienced

oh god i cant imagine what a nightmare it must be to be raped on the ship. collecting evidence for a rape kit is not easy. even with a very experienced SANE nurse it takes about 45 minutes. with a DR that has no idea what they are doing it can take 2 hours and the chances of them messing up the evidence collection is…

A forensic witness admitted to examining Avery’s car then examining Halbach’s car without changing gloves, according to the filmmakers. This evidence didn’t go very far in court (because it was clearly contaminated), so it was left out of the doc. Not to mention, they did not find this evidence until much later, after …

Basically nothing makes sense.

I’ve looked at some of the evidence that wasn’t presented on the show and it doesn’t look good for Avery. There’s so much weird stuff though. Who does that good a job cleaning up the crime scene and then just leaves the victim’s jeep on their property? He’s smart enough for one, but not the other? It’s weird. I want…

I would if I didn’t dye it. Right in the middle of my forehead.

We have to start nailing mandatory reporters for not reporting. Maybe once administrators start getting imprisoned for not reporting, some real change will begin to happen.

Women can’t be believed until a man verifies her tall tale.

i wish the twitterverse would respond by shopping her on to different things like perhaps a barboons arse

He really should appoint some kind of manager to over see the emergency from the last manager appointed to oversee emergency.

Two years.

Not to be all “Leaning In” or anything but...thoughtful partner selection is actually really important and helpful