The FBI investigation of that trashfire Jared Fogle took 8 years. What’s the big deal? It’s just women and children’s lives at stake.

Apart from the abject stupidity of mistaking Sikhs for Muslims, and the abject stupidity of thinking all Muslims are terrorists ... I also don’t understand why the turban has become a symbol for terrorism in America when literally none of the terrorists acts here (or in France, for that matter) were performed by…

No! It’s not true, don’t even ask!!

Yeah quite often it seems family of mass murderers, or serial killers kind of get left out of public sympathy and I understand people who say they care more about the families of the victims etc because obviously they have had their lives turned upside down, but unless the extended family of the murderer was somehow…

Both, of course! Brilliant, all around.

or Tommy Wiseau as the movie?

You’re spelling it wrong. It’s more like “Oh, hai Mark.”

Nope. you can theoretically go on parental leave the day after you start working.

I live in a state with tons of craft beer breweries and legalized medical marijuana. So... that's how I deal.

i sent my boyfriend the link and we have now decided to become crazy dog people. not hoarders, though. each and every one of our 238,974 dogs will get personal love and attention every day.

I’m sorry but you obviously do not know what is happening in Sweden at all. The Swedish democrats are openly racist, carry a lot of influence on the swedish public and gaining more followers everyday just like in other european countries. Trust me, everyone knows they are racist and the partys “zero tolerance”…

I truly wish we could be the country you thought we were! Alas, shitheads are everywhere and ruin everything for everyone.

My sister’s long-time boyfriend has dual Swedish-American citizenship, and I envy the fact that when they marry she could have a realistic option of raising a family there.

Sweden is starting to feel like a made-up femtopia. Has anyone actually been there?

Progressive country does progressive thing.

i feel like sweden is just showing off at this point with their equality and incredibly sane country. how i get to live there.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

The baby is in custody and had yet to be questioned.

He attacked a Christmas party. The War of Christmas has its first casualties.

Americans don’t have to worry about ISIS. To quote Pogo,