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I recently figured out that one of our mystery ongoing arguments(communication is a huge issue here) has been because I consider chores a think that everyone does everywhere no matter what because we are humans and live on Earth and my boyfriend considers chores he does as personal favors to me and he couldn't figure

I like a bit of mayo, celery, hard boiled egg, mustard, onion, pickle, carrot, a little bit of blue cheese dressing, green pepper... Depends on what combination I feel like eating and what I have at the time.

I'm so sorry you went through that! I's be so freaked out for a long time and take extra measures too! Fortunately I don't have anyone purposely looking, it just sorta happens and I notice driving up the hill to my place that you can see the entire living room, that kinda thing. Gotta make sure I'm not wandering nude

Ooh I hadn't thought of that! I'll look, thanks!!!

Right? I used a spray on the lower half of the windows(they're full length) and half of the back door. My HOA doesn't like that kind of thing so I'm hesitant to do all of everything in case they decide then they don't like it. They have some dumb rules around here.

The way my place is situated it's very public so everyone nearby can see in my back door and my windows are right next to frequently used walkways.

"What are you going to do? Take a cab there?"

Mmm I want artichokes on a salad now... *drools*

I am one of the people who would wear kids clothes and shoes if I could. Some of the stuff is terrible but some of it is really awesome. But then I really like dinosaurs and rainbows and cartoons so there's that. Haha

As a parent of boys I have seen/heard many comments about circumcision and some are so ridiculously stupid and entertaining. Like "Who in this day and age has time to clean their Peter after every time they pee?" And "I won't always be there to clean it for him."

I wonder if this is why my boys walk away with "Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber" bangs. Because other parents want them SHORT. I hate when that happens and I try to bring in pictures and ask for them to not do that but it usually ends up happening anyway.

Also Michael C. Hall.

So jealous!!

Yay!

Black olives and pineapple is my favorite pizza that I can never share with anyone because everyone hates me for it.

Years ago I decided to do some kind of almost mohawk(kinda like Miley Cyrus but not really) and it looked awful so I dyed it black thinking that might help... It did not.

I don't know, it is a pretty persuasive document.

Because the note makes it a legit excuse.

I hate when couples share a facebook because they trust each other SSOOO MUCH!! Weird.

I found a long hair in my food at a Chinese restaurant in high school and when I complained the manager she told me it was my hair and I planted it there. It couldn't possibly belong to anyone who worked there because it was "maroon" not black. I was wearing a hat so I pulled it off and showed her my mostly shaved