Laminators are the best!

They didn't heal well the second time but I think my body just started going haywire around that time because all my piercings rejected(even ones I had for 10+ years) and I developed new food allergies. I do miss them! I wish they would have worked out, I think they're cute too.

Same here. I don't have sensitive nipples at all and my god that hurt. Then I let them close up and did it a second time thinking it would heal right if done by someone else(the first time they were also horribly uneven.)

She looks like Brittany from Daria.

People keep telling me to delete my Facebook and how awesome it is to not have one. I'm a total hermit and I talk to my 8 friends on Facebook or just look at their posts if I don't have anything worth saying directly to them. This is apparently a strange way to interact with fellow meat bags but if it weren't for the…

I'm flying with Delta next month, I haven't been on a plane in 10 years. It struck me a couple weeks after buying my ticket that I am a fatass and worried about seat size and looked up measurements. It appears I won't need an extender but I am still a bit nervous about it.

I always had a crush on him and I'm the same age as his wife too. Now I'm like oh... he is pretty old.

I found an old bottle of my mom's perfume after she died. So many memories.

I feel for that mother. It seems like mothers are often are judged so harshly for everything they do but fathers aren't. I don't get it.

That's sounds fine until you got to the walnuts...and even then it's acceptable but then wtf, cheese?

I wonder if it was some kind of nacho cheese powder. But ugh creepy!

As soon as I found out MCH was playing Hedwig I bought a ticket and booked a flight. It is definitely something I cannot miss!

I'm already set to go see Michael C. Hall but damn I wish I could stay and see JCM too!

I was dissecting sheep hearts and cow eyeballs in 7th grade, is this not normal any more?

I'll take separate bathrooms, also my own bedroom. People think I'm an asshole for that. I just like having my own space sometimes, even while sleeping.

If I were a guy and asked about penis size I like to think I'd say something like "It's somewhere between tictac and summer sausage."

I wear a 38B and I have this problem. Usually 38 comes in C or D or larger but if I am lucky enough to find a B it already comes with boobs. I just want a bra, damnit.

I'm in CO, they were saying this was to make a law to charge people with murder for killing unborn babies in car accidents or while attacking/killing pregnant women, which I'm totally for. I used to live in OH and that's how it is there so it was kind of baffling that is not a law everywhere. I looked up the law there…

My 5 year old daughter stands next to my bed all the time. Right next to my face staring at me while I sleep. Absolutely scares the shit out of me. I have no idea why she does it, it's kinda funny later on but not funny in the middle of the night.

I was one who tried so hard to breast feed and it didn't work out. I felt really horrible about it for the longest time and was judged for it(mostly online by people who don't matter, but still). I was convinced by these people that I doomed my kids to be deathly ill all the time. I really believed this.