Gonna leave this here! 

FWIW???

You’re all here to test me, aren’t you.

If The Root was a responsible shop, they would have included a bingo board so we could play along at home.

Nope. Not one “Many people are saying” in the manuscript. Gotta have at least one “Many people are saying” in there.

You don’t actually get it.

And because it seems to come up every time a post about glitched speedrunning is made:

It’s been a wild week in Zelda speedrunning. Arbitrary Code Execution in Majora’s Mask, a new Barrier Skip method in Wind Waker, and this nonsense in Ocarina.

“You will be civil or we will destroy you.”

the squeak is part of the Art™

You know in the US, teenagers would just honk at this to be antisocial.

The Zoolander “ To School For Trillion-Dollar Planes That Can’t Shoot Good”

What? No. These guys are the pilots.

“I just had to gesture to the bartender who brought him his drink.”

Tell them you are from West Korea.

My experience has been that of rolling racism. I cough. People look horrified. Someone asks if I’m Chinese. I tell them I’m not Chinese, I’m Korean. Then I get asked which Korea I’m from.

I take solace in the wise words of former White House health advisor Ezekiel Emmanuel, who served under the Obama administration.

I continue to be bewildered how 0-60 times are a compelling measure of merit for a truck.

11,500 lb-ft of torque