Much sex

She’s a witch!!!

Ain’t no comparison. Hyundai got more acceleration, more power, more— better handling, better looking, more legroom for your legs , more power

This is easy to replicate right?

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That’s like, ten Ellises. CP

Gimme a uh ... liter of ketchup.

Subaru Baja Turbo!

Scoreboard:

Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.

;)

Is the Guile’s Theme Goes With Everything meme a little too on the nose in this instance?

... or candy ...

Oh, you want dark and ominous?

This is an excellent tl;dr.

FYFI:  Practically every goddamn tweet in the post above is tantamount to shouting “let’s start a fire!!” in a crowded movie theater.

But with cats you can introduce a new category: laser pointer floor routine!

+1 sudden slap