Wow, you went full Molly Shannon in Scrubs in that last paragraph there.

Your equating the city with the entire Bay Area is just so San Francisco. Welcome, and definitely get out of that shitty bubble whenever you can.

Or get a set of rabbit ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oghc8k8mlY

FIFY:

Clearly the solution is to privatize public restrooms, because market forces!

Deadspin readers placed on involuntary psychiatric hold after being mindfucked with disturbing mental image

Looks like Turbo the GoBot.

But the plans have electrolytes!

Ripe for a BBQ Becky meme

I was legitimately surprised (and a little sad) to see Joe Johnson in garbage time in Game 3.

Please, tell your friends about this show.

I think we’ve just found our next DougCar from Carmax.

Rule 34.

Honestly, I’m just surprised he seems to kind of grasp Archimede’s principle.

For great justice

There’s a joke in here somewhere, I just can’t squeeze it out for the life of me.

You’re right, my bad.