“It’s not a party until the butthole is eaten.”

... it goes with everything ...?

Me too, that would have been amazing, like this:

+1 Lana Kane

Will it baby?

This makes his role in Face/Off kind of prescient, then:

The felt-tipped ones?

Does it come with a unlimited mileage, bumper to bumper warranty?

You’d have to get REAL cozy with the dash/steering wheel for sure. Good chance to train that hip flexibility/frog pose!

Still works! https://www.cars.com/articles/2014/12/2015-ford-mustang-car-seat-check/

I think Torch already answered this question: will it baby? Nominally, yes. So keep the damn Mustang.

Drag racing a 3G?

Stop you? Stop you!?!? I think we, as your readers, owe a duty to Jalopnik to enable you! In that spirit:

But with the 6-speed, plz

All the way, no mayo, with raw jalepenos.

I think people above have raised really good points. FWIW, California state law (assuming it applies) also has a good anti-SLAPP statute (see link below) that provides a framework for defendants, sued for exercising their right to free speech in connection with a public issue, a means to force a SLAPP plaintiff into…

I suppose it’s poetic justice; TWO TRACYS WITH THE SAME HEEP.