I’ve caught a couple of stories about her cheering on her son and his team. During one game she was shown on the big screen and everyone booed (the home team’s fans) and her son’s team made a huge comeback to win. Her son called her a good luck charm. It was a sweet story.

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the starting quarterback for YOUR 2017 CLEVELAND BROWNS!!!!

He’s not good enough.

That and every time he throws a cheap shot, his constituents offer up every inconceivable excuse

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

Where’s all that”winning” Trump promised us?

Congratulations. You’re a dipshit.

Just a few days ago, a similar thing happened and a the guy had swallowed his tongue.

Soccer players who usually never see actual injuries. Probably shouldn’t turn him either, you know because of neck injuries.

most exciting thing to happen in Evanston, Ill. since, well, ever.

Awesome start to March Madness. Congrats to the Wildcats for solidifying their berth to the Dance! Making it after never having been is an amazing feeling. I can still remember the tears in my wife’s eyes when UCI made the field after almost 30 years a couple years back, and then they went down to the wire with…

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Jordan Horowitz handled that really well. Instead of getting caught up in saying, “What the hell?” to the guys who came out to inform him, he immediately told the “Moonlight” team that they’d won and beckoned them up onto the stage. He must have been disappointed and angry, but obviously his gut reaction was wanting…

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

The whole La La Land group handled it really well. La La Land is a perfectly good movie, but even they knew Moonlight deserved the Best Picture award. That whole thing could’ve gone very badly, but it was handled a lot more graciously than viewers had any right to expect.

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

WHY DIDN’T JIMMY BLAME MATT DAMON FOR THE FUCK UP?

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?